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11 acceptable uses of the “f” word

I couldn’t resist posting this. Via Feld Thoughts.

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?” – Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. “What the @#$% was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877
8. “Any @#$%ing idoit could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938
7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926
6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%in ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where the @#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. “Scattered @#$% showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC
2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1998
1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @#$%^ing mad.” – Saddam Hussein, 2003

My own addition. “I told you not to @#$%ing wake me up before noon!” – Kibaki, 2003-present

August 14th, 2006 | Category: Miscellany

22 comments to 11 acceptable uses of the “f” word

  • Mocha!
    14 Aug 06 at 10:26

    :lol::lol::lol: esp. the Emmilio one.

    Nice one KP!!

    How are you anyways?

  • bankelele
    14 Aug 06 at 10:50

    Alice Alice

  • acolyte
    14 Aug 06 at 10:54

    Just spectacular!Especially your own addition!

  • prou
    14 Aug 06 at 11:59

    Right on point!

  • kevin
    14 Aug 06 at 14:38

    Ory,

    Nice blog.
    I want to write a piece for the Daily Nation (I’m their US correspondent) about the blog conf that you’re speaking at in SA next month.
    Can you tell me more about yourself? How long you’ve been blogging? Why you started? Whether you see anything unique about blogging in Africa? Your thoughts on the potential of blogs in Kenya and elsewhere.
    I’d like to write this early in the morn Aug 15 US East Coast time, so it’d be great if you could get back to me in the next 12 hrs.
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  • jamthaa
    14 Aug 06 at 15:06

    Now that was #%#king funny.
    I didn’t know you had a sence of humor.

  • Shiroh
    15 Aug 06 at 10:39

    I agree with with Banks

  • Abdurahman
    16 Aug 06 at 17:57

    nice, light-hearted piece. How about this:
    “@#$% me!” – captured Saddam, December 2003

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